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I come from a land you may not understand. Here, in my world, people are generally decent to one another. It's a mystical, magical thing.

If somebody asked me six questions they would probably all relate to why I failed to show up in timely fashion. Being late is not only generally expected of me but most of my social circles have come to work around it; when I say 9:00 PM, they know that 9:30 PM is going to be 'early' while 10:30 PM will probably be more likely accurate.

I like to run because the feeling of being ragged-tired at the end of a good sprint is great. It's a lot like intercourse in the outdoors; I call this 'outdoorcourse.' The advantage to this terminology is that I can pause briefly and say 'outdoor course' and people still think I'm talking about running.

My favourite girl is Lilly. Accept no substitutes.

I write but my writing changes constantly and as a growing person I don't like to come back and see those embarrassing things I wrote ages ago so I tend to post and remove or just not post at all. I have many people who are willing to (and do) look over my work but I am always appreciative of more. Of course, I suppose you could troll my work but in either case you're really just taking time out of your day to pander to me and that makes me feel like I have authority over you. Like you're a sandal-bearer and you're criticizing my choice in sandals. You're still the one who puts them on my feet.

Pizza is great but as I feel pizza is best served in savoury ranges of flavour, I do not like vegetables on my pizza. Bacon, sausage and even certain styles of salami are great though I generally go with pepperoni even though pepperoni is pretty greasy, because I have to make and spend my own money on pizza and I do not like springing 10$ extra for some extra hunks of thawed meat.

Any attention is good attention. If you try to fight fire with fire, you're not going to get very far. An idiot will always drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. You can't teach a dumb dog anything.

It's a secret to everybody.

Because I hail from an age where gaming is for fun, and you're allowed to do dumb things like take on all expert bots with just one pistol while they're all on a team against you. When you're as good as I am, you tend to win, too. Except smart people will also realize the odds are stacked there because I have an exponential opportunity lead on them.

If you don't like mecha because it involves robots, I probably don't want to talk to you because you probably also delight in eating babies or something equally disgusting.

Above all, don't forget the golden rule.